An Italian, a Jew and a Greek were walking down the street when “ZAP”, a bolt of lightning came down and killed all three.
Up they went to the gates of heaven, where St. Peter greeted them.
“Saint Peter, you can’t do this to us,” they protested. “We’re young men in the prime of life. Please let us go on living.”
St. Peter pondered the issue. “Well,” he finally said. “I’ll let you go back to earth on one condition, that from this moment on, you all promise to abstain from your one most favorite activity.”
The young men lost no time in giving their promises, and “WHAM” they found themselves back walking down the street. What should they come across on the corner but a pizza parlor.
The Italian broke into a sweat. Unable to resist the temptation, he dashed in, ordered a slice, took a bite and “POOF”, vanished in a puff of smoke.
The Jew and Greek were understandably sobered by this event and continued walking, when a quarter rolled across the sidewalk.
His eyes lightning up, the Jew bent over to pick it up and “POOF”, the Greek disappeared.
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