Sven was working at the fish plant in Minneapolis when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went directly to the emergency room.

The doctor looked at Sven and said, “Let’s have the fingers and I’ll see what I can do.”

Sven said, “I haven’t got da fingers.”

“What do you mean, you haven’t got the fingers? It’s 2004. We have microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn’t you bring the fingers?”

Sven replied, “How da hell vas I suppost to pick dem up?”

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Comments

  1. D’oh!

    — soce, the elemental wizard #

  1. I love your jokes! Please, never stop posting them!

    — alber #

  1. Thanks! I try to post them when I remember, the problem is that my sources don’t update too frequently. I can’t post new jokes unless I have jokes to post wink

    — Nate #

  1. Ooh, sources.  Do you have a secret informant?!

    — Arthur #

  1. Nothing a quick google search couldn’t pull up. tongue laugh

    — Nate #

  1. Weird specificity in this joke. The accent, the Minneapolis fish plant…  strange. Also funny, but strange.

    — Ari #

  1. confused  English humor !!! confused

    — Francesco #

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