The other day April and I took off to do a little window-shopping. I didn’t care that much for the merchandise in the windows, but every now and again, a female sales clerk would catch my eye.

April caught me at it. “You’re like a kid in a candy store!”

“Yeah, well, since I’m married to you, I’m like a kid with diabetes in a candy store.”

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  1. hahahaha! oh snap, that’s it, my boyfriend’s never stepping foot on your site. I’d kill him if he used that line on me, which, if I wasn’t brandishing a weapon of any sort, he probably would.

    — Janie #

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