A woman is shopping at a pet store one day and she comes across a beautiful parakeet.
The sign under the parakeet says, “Talking Bird… $50.00”.
The woman is amazed and walks up to the clerk and asks, “Is that sign correct? That bird is only $50.00? What’s the catch?”
The clerk explains to her that the bird used to be owned by a woman who owned a house of prostitution, so it tends to say some vulgar things every now and again.
The woman thinks it over, but decides it is just too good of a deal to pass up and buys the bird.
She takes it home, sets the bird up in the living room and takes the sheet off of the birdcage.
The parakeet starts looking around curiously and then says, “Rahhhhh… new house, new madam”.
The woman is taken aback for a second at the implication, but realizes that it’s not all that bad for the steal of the deal she got on the bird.
Ten minutes later the woman’s two teenage daughters come home from school.
They walk in the front door and the parakeet says, “Rahhhh… new house, new madam, new whores”.
The woman are offended at first, but eventually come to laugh it off and find the humor in the talking bird.
About 20 minutes after that, the woman’s husband, Kieth, came home.
He walked in the front door and the parakeet says, “Rahhhh… hi Kieth”.
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