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So this European lady goes to Banff on Vacation. She doesn’t speak a word of English but wants to go out for a drink.

She walks into to the first pub she finds. Walks up to the bar and uses the international signal for a bartender (raising your arm and tipping your hand). When she lifts her arm it reveals the hairiest armpit you’ve ever seen. It looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock!

Some guy at the end of the bar yells out, “Hey Bartender! Get the ballerina a beer!”

The bartender sees the lady and brings her a beer.  This goes on throughout the night. Whenever she would raise her arm this guy would yell, “Hey Bartender! Get the ballerina a beer!”

Finally the bartender goes over to this guy and asks, “Why do you keep calling that lady a ballerina?”

The guy replies, “Hell, anyone who can lift there leg that high must be a ballerina!”

[via Bradley Caddel]

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