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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out in the fields, the farmer says to her, “The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the two-by-four over the cow’s stall. You show him where it is.” The farmer leaves and, a while later, the artificial insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she sees the nail. “This is the one right here,” she says. The man says, “How do you know?” “By the nail over it’s stall,” Amy replies. The man says, “What’s the nail for?” Amy says, “I guess it’s to hang your pants on.”

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Comments

1. Ehh… not very funny this time around.

   — Asif 

1. Your mom wasn’t that funny last night.

   — Etan 

1. asif’s mom is never funny

   — Edward 

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