A guy named John gets on a plane. He’s excited because he’s taking his first European vacation and his first stop is Rome. As he’s waiting to take off, the pilot comes on the intercom and announces that a special passenger will be joining the flight.
Three large bodyguards began walking down the aisles of the plane. To the amazement of John, the Pope is following them. John became very excited when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him.
Before long the Pope pulls out a crossword puzzle and after about an hour, the Pope leans over to John and says, “My son, you wouldn’t happen to know a title for a woman that ends in the letters “unt” would you?”
John immediately panics, thinking he can’t tell the Pope the word he’s thinking.
After a minute or two John blurts out,” Aunt! That’s the title of a woman that ends in “unt!”
The Pope clearly confused looks at John and says, “Thank you my son, you wouldn’t happen to have an eraser would you?”
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