Two Irish men were in a raft in the ocean. They noticed a bottle and rubbed it, out popped a genie.
The genie said, “I am a genie, unfortunately, unlike other genies may grant you both only one wish.”
One man quickly responded, “That is simple, turn the entire ocean into Guinness beer.”
The genie said, “It is done.” The ocean immediately changed into Guinness beer.
The other man sighed and said “Now we are going to have to pee in the raft.”
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