Two whales were swimming around leisurely in the ocean, when they happened upon a ship stranded on a reef.
The ship had tilted and things weren’t looking good for the fishermen who were still on deck.

The whales decide to try to help them but aren’t quite sure how…
Whale 1: “How about we swim under the ship and blow air through our airholes thus trying to stop the ship from capsizing?”
Said and done. They dive under and start blowing as much and hard as they can through their airholes.
This only makes things worse and the ship is now completely capsized. Fishermen are scattered all around the water and the whales are franticly trying to think of another way they can help.

Whale 1: “Maybe we can scoop up the fishermen in our mouths and swim to nearest shore?”
Whale 2: “NO WAY! Look… I don’t mind giving a blow job, but I won’t take any seamen in my mouth!”

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