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A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi lived across the road from each other. After a while, they became quite good friends, and would have Tea together every afternoon. Of course, they spent much of their time trying to convert each other to the True Faith, but in a humorous, good-natured fashion.

One winter’s day, it was the Priest’s turn to host the Rabbi, and he waited by the window for him to appear. Finally, he comes out, picks his way down his lot, but when he steps out onto the street, he finally slips on the ice and takes a terrible tumble. The horrified Priest runs to his front door, throws on a coat, and heads out to help his friend. Just then, the Rabbi struggles to his feet, and crosses himself. The Priest grabs him to steady him, saying, “Well, Zebadiah, I see that this incident has enabled you to finally see “The Way!”

“Oh no,” says the Rabbi. “I was just checking.”

“Checking what?” asks the puzzled Priest.

“You know!” says the Rabbi. “Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch!”

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