Finals are like girls:

  1. You’d rather get an easy one.
  2. You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
  3. If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
  4. The less they have on them the better.
  5. They suck and/or blow.
  6. When you finish one, you have to immediately start preparing for the next one.
  7. If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.
  8. You have to put in a lot of effort for very little reward.
  9. Nothing about them makes any fucking sense.
  10. They just lie there and you have to do all the work.
  11. when you are done you get up and leave.
  12. Good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.

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  1. Lol! you’re too funny, nate! only you could make those horrendous exams a source of laughter.  grin

    p.s. I’m sucha dork. you know, after i typed in my comment and opened the smileys box, I stared at them for a good three minutes (no exaggeration here), trying to pick one. so many choices, so little space to put all those smileys before i start looking like a real dorkus.

    — Janie #

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