Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!

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  1. That’s really dangerous doing something while driving, it might “kill” yourself and others if something bad happen

    — Mark #

  1. Do you know what is dangerous? The answer is “women driving”….lol

    — Mark #

  1. Thats really fuuny, strange this is that it happens quite often!

    Wear your seatbelt kids!

    — Joseph Buch #

  1. Thats very funny, Gotta be careful out on road as these things actually happen!

    Wear your seatbelt kids! :o)

    — Joseph Buch #

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