A teacher of a second grade class was concerned about one of her students, so she asked him to stay after one day to talk to him.  She asked him, “Joey, I’m pretty concerned, you’re homework has been slipping a lot lately, is there anything wrong?”
Joey looked up at his teacher and said, “Yes, I am in love.”
Try to hold back her smile the teacher asks, “With who Joey”.
“Well with you teach”, Joey replied.
“Oh Joey,” she said, “It’s true I want a husband some day, but I don’t want a child”.
Joey looked up at her and said, “Don’t worry, I’ll wear a rubber.”

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  1. Well, the joke isn’t that great, but you’ve been listening to Tom Waits and that makes *you* badass.

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